Jack In The Box and McDonalds are prime examples of a good girlfriend and a bad girlfriend. I mean, sure, both Jack and McDonalds are open 24 hours, but at Jack you can get anything you want, whenever you want. McDonalds is the girlfriend that will give when it is only convenient for her. She will take and take and take, and when its 4:30 in the morning she is unwilling to give you a simple Double Cheeseburger. I mean sure McDonalds breakfast is way better, but at Jack they will give it to you whenever you need it, which I feel is more important in a relationship.
Jack in the Box has always had good communication with me and I can only think of one time where my order has been screwed up. They always make sure they know what I want and we have a healthy communication. I can clearly hear and understand what the person taking my order is saying and they check and make sure that they know my needs. At McDonalds, on the other hand, I can hardly ever hear what they are saying, let alone understand, and when I say thank you when they hand me my order, all the man says is "Ok." I mean isn't it just like straight protocol to say "have a nice day," or something happy like that? I have always felt happy vibes from Jack in the Box.
The last reason why I prefer my relationship with Jack over McDonalds is extra sauce packets. At McDonalds you are charged 10 cents for any extra sauce, which could be compared to "sweet lovin." At Jack in the Box they give you all the sweet lovin you need without you having to pay extra or buy them diamonds or anything.
In conclusion I think McDonalds probably would have been better off sticking to their motto, "We Love to See You Smile."